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  Tara Reid's Really Bad Boob Job

She should have left them alone! http://www.big-boys.com/articles/reidslip.html (Scroll all the way down through them... careful at work.)

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  • Post #181
  • Originally posted Wednesday, February 23, 2005 (9 years ago)

she's so malibu barbie....how... vanilla. :roll:

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  • Post #182
  • Originally posted Thursday, February 24, 2005 (9 years ago)

So I was scanning the calendar...

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310 282 8864 I miss u where r u Skye 718 506 6772

Who knew??

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  • Post #183
  • Originally posted Thursday, February 24, 2005 (9 years ago)
Quoted from "redshoes"
Quoted from "HotLindyLove"
well her skin is the first thing I noticed. it's kind of...blinding!
I possess that blinding skin. And yet, I still refuse to dip my body in dye. Funny, that.

i think it's the fault of the photo....not the fact that she is pale. I too, am pale. I think fair skin is pretty. But photographers should learn to take better pictures.

To err on the faithful side of desire would be a most endearing fate. -Me

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  • Post #184
  • Originally posted Wednesday, April 13, 2005 (9 years ago)

The Feder-Seed Strikes Again!

From: www.britneyspears.com

Dear Fans,

The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together. There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend, Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers.

Love,

Britney &amp; Kevin

Congratulations you two. We here at BWE wish you the best... and that you name him or her something absolutely ridiculous. Make us proud. We love you.

We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!

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  • Post #185
  • Originally posted Wednesday, April 13, 2005 (9 years ago)

Now why would this go in the Tara Reid thread when we have a perfectly good generic celebrity thread?

However, your announcement was more amusing, so I'll give you points for that.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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  • Post #186
  • Originally posted Wednesday, April 13, 2005 (9 years ago)

Because the Tara Reid thread, according to me, is about DUMB ASS FEMALE CELEB CRAP.

Quoted from "LindyWhore"
so, the tara reid thread kinda ended up being about random celebs, but not males.

it's not MY fault YOU put the britney annoucement in the wrong thread. Don't post in here because I told you to. Do it because I'm right.

We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!

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  • Post #187
  • Originally posted Wednesday, April 13, 2005 (9 years ago)

Wow! The links Britney will go to sustain a public image. Sheeshi

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  • Post #188
  • Originally posted Wednesday, April 13, 2005 (9 years ago)
Quoted from "Mugsy Malone"
it's not MY fault YOU put the britney annoucement in the wrong thread. Don't post in here because I told you to. Do it because I'm right.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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  • Post #189
  • Originally posted Wednesday, April 13, 2005 (9 years ago)
Quoted from "LindyComic"
Wow! The links Britney will go to sustain a public image. Sheeshi

It's "Lengths".

-- M

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  • Post #190
  • Originally posted Wednesday, April 13, 2005 (9 years ago)

I think her IQ just went up 20points....

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  • Post #191
  • Originally posted Wednesday, April 13, 2005 (9 years ago)

The Top 10 Best Things About Britney &amp; Kevin Having a Baby

  1. Frito-Lay stock is going to shoot up. Britney is eating Cheetos for 2!
    1. Now all Kevin needs is an Asian kid, a Hispanic kid, and a Middle Eastern kid to complete the cycle! Keep up the good work dude!
    2. Being pregnant will finally motivate Britney to stop smoking... in public.
    3. Now Kevin can start saying "We're pregnant," to make it sound like he's actually doing something for once.
    4. At last, Britney won't be the only one at her five-year high school reunion in Louisiana without a kid.
    5. Kevin can finally rub Britney's stomach and use his "Girl, You got Served" joke that used to crack Shar Jackson up all the time.
    6. Being a mother, Britney will have a whole new subject to lip-sync about.
    7. Kevin will finally have someone to hang out with while laying around and doing nothing.
    8. At least the Spears/Federline kid will know one thing-- how to dance. And... that's probably it.
    9. Britney and Kevin will get to name the baby all by themselves. And we're talking about a girl who named her dogs Bit Bit and Lacy Loo, so the possibilities are endless!

We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!

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  • Post #192
  • Originally posted Saturday, April 16, 2005 (9 years ago)

I'll see your 10 and raise you 19.

Damn funny: http://www.nerve.com/screeningroom/music/29thoughtsbritney/

  1. To be honest, I was kind of hoping she'd just gotten a little pudgy.

  2. But good for her. Seriously. What do you want me to do, come out against a pregnancy?

  3. Still, it wouldn't be bad to have a pudgy pop star. I've kind of had it with the washboard tummies on MTV. That network looks like frantic Tae-Bo video.

  4. Your tummy too, Gwen Stefani.

  5. Gwen Stefani exhausts me. Eighth graders don't spend that much time trying to be cool.

  6. It must be weird to be famous and tell people you're pregnant. It's like, "Don't sell this information for 150,000 to Us Weekly, Uncle Joe, but I'm expecting."

  7. Kevin Federline may redefine the stay-at-home dad concept. He's kind of the already-was-staying-at-home dad.

  8. But I respect that guy's chutzpah. After all, Britney fell in love with him when he had a baby on the way with another woman. Do you think he's worried about taking out the garbage?

  9. And I've kind of had it with the Britney haters, too. Face it: she's lasted a lot longer than you ever thought she would. And don't lie you know an alarming amount of her music by heart.

  10. And why pick on Britney Spears? Pick on someone else. Like Sonic Youth. Oooooooooh it's like I desecrated a church, isn't it? Bag on easy target Britney all you want, but someone says boo about Sonic Youth, well, it's time to take off the professionally faded Urban Outfitters T-shirt and put up your scrawny dukes, right?

  11. I'm just kidding about Sonic Youth anyway. I couldn't name a single one of their songs. I just know I'm supposed to like them. Like I'm supposed to like pat , and Austin, Texas.

  12. I know people have already said this but a lot of girls think Kevin Federline's hot. I think it has something to do with the bad-boy thing, which guys think goes away when a woman hits twenty-five, but it never does, trust me.

  13. In my wildest dreams I couldn't be considered a bad boy. James Dean? I'm like a cross between Paul Giamatti and Paul Pfeiffer from The Wonder Years.

  14. The rumor that Marilyn Manson was Paul Pfeiffer grown up was a great rumor. We need more rumors like that. I don't care about Desperate Housewives gossip. Who gives a crap.

  15. What's with Britney and the hotel pools. That girl likes a hotel pool more than a drunken high school band on a field trip.

  16. Also: Don't you have a pool at home?

  17. Britney's sure going to be offered a lot of money for her first baby photo. It must be cool to be able to sell your first baby photo for a lot of money. If you're not psyched about the baby, at least you're psyched about that fat dough coming in.

  18. I definitely don't have a baby on the way, but I have sold the rights to the first photograph of my baby to my mother. For 7. She had a bidding war with my dad, who dropped out at 6.

  19. What are you thinking for names? I think Elizabeth if it's a girl, Jimmy Kimmel if it's a boy. Jimmy Kimmel Federline is just a great, great name. In fact, if you are starting a punk rock band, you can feel free to steal it.

  20. What do you get them for a baby present? It would be excellent to walk into a store and when the clerk asks, "How can I help you?" you say, "Oh, I'm just looking for a baby present for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline." When I finish this column I'm going to walk right over to Hot Topic and do that.

  21. Tonight: Franz Ferdinand and Jimmy Kimmel Federline. Tell me you wouldn't go see that double bill.

  22. Did Britney actually re-record Bobby Brown's "My Prerogative" or did I just hallucinate that?

  23. Everybody's talking all this stuff about me/Why don't they just let me . . . hang out at this hotel pool . . .

  24. When she sings to the baby, will she do it to a prerecorded backing track? Just wonderin'.

  25. I feel Jay Leno probably already made that joke.

  26. You already know what that child's first act of teenage rebellion will be. Yup: a Christina Aguilera poster.

  27. By then Jimmy Kimmel Federline will be a really popular band, kind of a Green Day of its time.

  28. What's the first time the baby says, "Oops I did it again?" My bet's on a poop.

  29. Jay Leno probably did that one, too. n

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  • Post #193
  • Originally posted Saturday, May 14, 2005 (9 years ago)

E! officially trying to kill Tara Reid

Remember when Tara Reid appeared on the Ellen Degeneres Show and declared that she was looking for a nice guy, and that she wasn't the big party animal that the tabloids make her out to be?

Well, to prove her point Tara started dating Tommy Lee and now it's been announced that she will host E!'s Wild On series. Uh oh. Like Tara needed an excuse to drink.

Tara is set to party her way through Europe this summer with an E! camera crew tagging along. In order to make it even more interactive, I already started working on a Wild On drinking game so we can play along at home. Here's what I've got so far. This is only for experienced drinkers, though, so I advise you to proceed with caution. Here we go:

Drink every time Tara does

That's it. I think it's a pretty safe bet that you'll be hammered by the end of each episode. Good luck.

We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!

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  • Post #194
  • Originally posted Saturday, May 14, 2005 (9 years ago)

AND her boobs look awful there too.

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  • Post #195
  • Originally posted Saturday, May 14, 2005 (9 years ago)

What the hell is up with that picture? There's some kind of zigzaggy line down her sternum that looks like an open heart surgery scar...

The velocity of Spanish is that many tables do not have sadness...

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  • Post #196
  • Originally posted Saturday, May 14, 2005 (9 years ago)

those are bones. her skin is stretched tight over bones and silicon bags. girlfriend needs to eat and exercise, not just get her nutrients from booze and mixers.

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  • Post #197
  • Originally posted Saturday, May 14, 2005 (9 years ago)

Criminy! She's turning into the CryptKeeper with boobs. :pukeymae:

The velocity of Spanish is that many tables do not have sadness...

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  • Post #198
  • Originally posted Saturday, May 14, 2005 (9 years ago)
Quoted from "SwingKid570"
Criminy! She's turning into the CryptKeeper with boobs. :pukeymae:

she's always been like the cryptkeeper, it's just that now she has boobs too

Liz

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  • Post #199
  • Originally posted Saturday, May 14, 2005 (9 years ago)

She's not cute. In person. She's weird looking.

To err on the faithful side of desire would be a most endearing fate. -Me

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  • Post #200
  • Originally posted Saturday, May 14, 2005 (9 years ago)

I'm pretty sure we are saying she is weird looking in pix too.

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  • Post #201
  • Originally posted Saturday, May 14, 2005 (9 years ago)

yeah but its worse when you're weirder looking in pictures than in person but the media still seems to worship her...

To err on the faithful side of desire would be a most endearing fate. -Me

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  • Post #202
  • Originally posted Saturday, May 14, 2005 (9 years ago)

It's like...rubbernecking at a reaallly heinous wreck. Guilty fascination. You can't help but look.

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them. Edgar Allan Poe

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  • Post #203
  • Originally posted Sunday, May 15, 2005 (9 years ago)

It's the voice, dude. She's got that sexy smoker voice. It's freakin' hot.

We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!

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  • Post #204
  • Originally posted Monday, May 16, 2005 (9 years ago)

OK, she's not a stupid-ass, but she is a female celeb and wtf is happening with the hair? Did I miss mention of getting chemo? Recent concentration camp movie? Or just reeeaally bad fashion statement (which, no matter what the reason, probably shouldn't be paired with bare shoulders/neck/chest in one so thin)?

Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them. Edgar Allan Poe

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  • Post #205
  • Originally posted Monday, May 16, 2005 (9 years ago)

It's for her next movie. From Time Magazine:

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  • Post #206
  • Originally posted Monday, May 16, 2005 (9 years ago)

Yeah, if you're familiar with the story you'll know that she hadn't shaved her head, "V" would suck a lot.

-- M

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  • Post #207
  • Originally posted Monday, May 16, 2005 (9 years ago)

There are many photos from the Cannes debut of Star Wars III where she just looks so beautiful, I can't believe it. She looks just like Sinead O'Connor did with the short hair, but brown-eyed. I think Sinead is a lunatic, but hauntingly gorgeous. Natalie looks more traditionally lovely with the hair -- and overall I think that's her best look -- but she can definitely pull this off for now.

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  • Post #208
  • Originally posted Monday, May 16, 2005 (9 years ago)

You know what's so unfair about Natalie Portman? She never had an awkward age. She was on camera throughout the period she should've had an awkward age, and it never happened. I mean, I know there are hair and makeup artists, but please -- I have shown good friends of mine my 7th grade yearbook, and they don't recognize me. The general rule of thumb is that those who look great during the traditional awkward age range never look any cuter than that. You're not supposed to get to be beautiful from birth onward.

Plus, she's smart, so I can't even fall back on my usual consolation that I'm at least smarter than she is. Also, while it may be geeky-hot that the first movie I ever saw in the theater was Star Wars (because I begged and pleaded), I'd have to say that being IN Star Wars movies trumps that just a wee bit -- even if it's the new ones.

:roll:

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  • Post #209
  • Originally posted Monday, May 16, 2005 (9 years ago)

Oh don't forget she has a happy loving family AND she's Zac Posen's muse. Natalie wins all. Lucky for me, I like her -- or i'd hate her.

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  • Post #210
  • Originally posted Monday, May 16, 2005 (9 years ago)

Plus, now she's got the same haircut as me.

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