1. Strangers leaving pools of green vomit on sidewalk
2. Parade screws up mid town traffic
3. You look bad in Green
4. Hearing Black 47 on the radio
5. bagpipes hurt my ears
6. It doesn't occur on a weekend (this year.)
7. Bars serve green beer instead of Irish stout.
8. Jewish corned beef sammich tastes better than corned beef and cabbage.
12 Green milk shakes at Mcdonalds
13. The belief that you can not be gay, Irish and able to march in the stupid parade, but you can be drunk obnoxious and Irish.
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16. Ugly girls wearing "Kiss Me I'm Irish" buttons
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19. Cyberfudge not understanding to number his posts like everyone else does in this thread, just because it's St. Patrick's Day
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"Marcelo, sometimes, your cruelty is delicious." - Frankyboy
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26. That even when wasted on their ass, Irish broads won't [bleep!] me.
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30. That even when she's wasted on her ass on St. Patrick's Day, Miss Behave won't [bleep!] me.
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Quoted from "Miss Behave" 24. That the real Irish in Ireland don't' really give a rats ass about this holiday.
31. That people talk out of their ass about a holiday that people really do give a rat's ass about in Ireland. (Tell 24 to the tens of thousands of people who turned out for the St. Patty's Day parades both times I was there...)
32. That people pinch me for not wearing green, even though that's the catholic color and I'm (culturally) protestant...thus the orange I wear today.
34. That everyone's so busy with this green crap that nobody wishes my mom a happy birthday.
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37. That even when hes wasted on his ass on St. Patrick's Day, Lindyphil still won't [bleep!] me.
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35. The fact that the parade passes right in front of my house
36. My neighbors who thought it would be cool to get a keg and pack my front porch full of people in the middle of a weekday
37. The green vomit that will be on my front porch in a few hours
38. All the trash in my front yard
39. The obnoxious bagpipes passing by under my window
40. Green is not my color.
44. Irish women have too many freckles on their boobs.
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100 Reasons to Hate St Patricks Day
Miss Behave
1. Strangers leaving pools of green vomit on sidewalk
2. Parade screws up mid town traffic
3. You look bad in Green
4. Hearing Black 47 on the radio
5. bagpipes hurt my ears
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whipitgood
6. It doesn't occur on a weekend (this year.)
7. Bars serve green beer instead of Irish stout.
8. Jewish corned beef sammich tastes better than corned beef and cabbage.
Miss Behave
9. corn beef and cabbage= increased flatulence
10. Lepruchans friggin everywhere
Blues for Ste. Chapelle
11. Bad beath and incereased flatulance= no nooky for me
Miss Behave
12 Green milk shakes at Mcdonalds
13. The belief that you can not be gay, Irish and able to march in the stupid parade, but you can be drunk obnoxious and Irish.
Mugsy Malone
14. The Irish.
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Miss Behave
15. After a few drinks everyone thinks they are Lord of the Dance
Mugsy Malone
16. Ugly girls wearing "Kiss Me I'm Irish" buttons
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Miss Behave
17. Over abundance of fake Irish accents making me feel like I am in a Lucky Charms comercial.
Mugsy Malone
19. Cyberfudge not understanding to number his posts like everyone else does in this thread, just because it's St. Patrick's Day
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Mugsy Malone
20. The freakin' river gets dyed green here.
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Miss Behave
21. People thinking it is cute to be an O' in front of their name, like LindyO'Phil.
arcecat
22. bosses staying at the bar too long during lunch.
spin
23. The fact that I'm not Irish.
Miss Behave
24. That the real Irish in Ireland don't' really give a rats ass about this holiday.
RubyMae
I don't think most people would think that's a bad thing...
Miss Behave
25. The fact that the Irish are so damn pasty.
arcecat
I don't like running the office....though he takes 3 hr lunch breaks pretty much every day.
Mugsy Malone
26. That even when wasted on their ass, Irish broads won't [bleep!] me.
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RubyMae
27. That Yehoodites think it's cute to change their avatars to Shamrocks.
Miss Behave
28. carraway seeds
toniwbusch
29.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Mugsy Malone
30. That even when she's wasted on her ass on St. Patrick's Day, Miss Behave won't [bleep!] me.
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Shanabanana
31. That people talk out of their ass about a holiday that people really do give a rat's ass about in Ireland. (Tell 24 to the tens of thousands of people who turned out for the St. Patty's Day parades both times I was there...)
32. That people pinch me for not wearing green, even though that's the catholic color and I'm (culturally) protestant...thus the orange I wear today.
Shanabanana
33. Ugly men wearing "kiss me, I'm Irish" buttons
Mugsy Malone
34. That everyone's so busy with this green crap that nobody wishes my mom a happy birthday.
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Miss Behave
35.I forgot it was ST Crapricks day and I wore green today and now people think I care.
Beckto
36. Lots of drunk annoying men who "WOOOOOOOO!!!" at the top of their lungs, and right in your EAR!
RD
Mugsy Malone
37. That even when hes wasted on his ass on St. Patrick's Day, Lindyphil still won't [bleep!] me.
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ladyinred
35. The fact that the parade passes right in front of my house
36. My neighbors who thought it would be cool to get a keg and pack my front porch full of people in the middle of a weekday
37. The green vomit that will be on my front porch in a few hours
38. All the trash in my front yard
39. The obnoxious bagpipes passing by under my window
40. Green is not my color.
Mugsy Malone
44. Irish women have too many freckles on their boobs.
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