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100 Reasons to Hate St Patricks Day

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  1. Strangers leaving pools of green vomit on sidewalk
  2. Parade screws up mid town traffic
  3. You look bad in Green
  4. Hearing Black 47 on the radio
  5. bagpipes hurt my ears

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  • Post #1
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. It doesn't occur on a weekend (this year.)
  2. Bars serve green beer instead of Irish stout.
  3. Jewish corned beef sammich tastes better than corned beef and cabbage.
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  • Post #2
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. corn beef and cabbage= increased flatulence
  2. Lepruchans friggin everywhere
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  • Post #3
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. Bad beath and incereased flatulance= no nooky for me
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  • Post #4
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)

12 Green milk shakes at Mcdonalds 13. The belief that you can not be gay, Irish and able to march in the stupid parade, but you can be drunk obnoxious and Irish.

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  • Post #5
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. The Irish.

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  • Post #6
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. After a few drinks everyone thinks they are Lord of the Dance
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  • Post #7
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. Ugly girls wearing "Kiss Me I'm Irish" buttons

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  • Post #8
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. Over abundance of fake Irish accents making me feel like I am in a Lucky Charms comercial.
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  • Post #9
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. Cyberfudge not understanding to number his posts like everyone else does in this thread, just because it's St. Patrick's Day

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  • Post #10
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. The freakin' river gets dyed green here.

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  • Post #11
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. People thinking it is cute to be an O' in front of their name, like LindyO'Phil.
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  • Post #12
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. bosses staying at the bar too long during lunch.
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  • Post #13
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. The fact that I'm not Irish.
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  • Post #14
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. That the real Irish in Ireland don't' really give a rats ass about this holiday.
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  • Post #15
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)

Quoted from "arcecat"
22. bosses staying at the bar too long during lunch.

I don't think most people would think that's a bad thing...

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  • Post #16
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. The fact that the Irish are so damn pasty.
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  • Post #17
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
Quoted from "RubyMae"
I don't think most people would think that's a bad thing...

I don't like running the office....though he takes 3 hr lunch breaks pretty much every day.

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  • Post #18
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. That even when wasted on their ass, Irish broads won't [bleep!] me.

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  • Post #19
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. That Yehoodites think it's cute to change their avatars to Shamrocks.
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  • Post #20
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. carraway seeds
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  • Post #21
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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  • Post #22
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. That even when she's wasted on her ass on St. Patrick's Day, Miss Behave won't [bleep!] me.

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  • Post #23
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
Quoted from "Miss Behave"
24. That the real Irish in Ireland don't' really give a rats ass about this holiday.
  1. That people talk out of their ass about a holiday that people really do give a rat's ass about in Ireland. (Tell 24 to the tens of thousands of people who turned out for the St. Patty's Day parades both times I was there...)

  2. That people pinch me for not wearing green, even though that's the catholic color and I'm (culturally) protestant...thus the orange I wear today.

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  • Post #24
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. Ugly men wearing "kiss me, I'm Irish" buttons
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  • Post #25
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. That everyone's so busy with this green crap that nobody wishes my mom a happy birthday.

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  • Post #26
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)

35.I forgot it was ST Crapricks day and I wore green today and now people think I care.

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  • Post #27
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. Lots of drunk annoying men who "WOOOOOOOO!!!" at the top of their lungs, and right in your EAR!

RD

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  • Post #28
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. That even when hes wasted on his ass on St. Patrick's Day, Lindyphil still won't [bleep!] me.

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  • Post #29
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. The fact that the parade passes right in front of my house
  2. My neighbors who thought it would be cool to get a keg and pack my front porch full of people in the middle of a weekday
  3. The green vomit that will be on my front porch in a few hours
  4. All the trash in my front yard
  5. The obnoxious bagpipes passing by under my window
  6. Green is not my color.
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  • Post #30
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. Irish women have too many freckles on their boobs.

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