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  100 Reasons to Hate St Patricks Day

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  • Post #31
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
Quoted from "Mugsy Malone"
44. Irish women have too many freckles on their boobs.

HEY! I'm Irish! My boobs are not frecklie.

  1. People who are not Irish claiming to be Irish as an excuse to drink and be idiots.
  • Joined 4/19/02
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  • Post #32
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. Green icing staining my teeth and lips.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

  • Joined 1/30/00
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  • Post #33
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. if you go out to an Irish pub you are guaranteed to see at least one drunk person's bare fleshy assy cheeks.
  • Joined 11/26/04
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  • Post #34
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. irish soda bread. it wasn't good any other day of the year either.
  • Joined 11/26/04
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  • Post #35
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. people like me who number things wrong....oops!
  • Joined 1/30/00
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  • Post #36
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. working in a flower shop and people asking for dyed green carnations
  • Joined 1/30/00
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  • Post #37
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. All those happy drunk people today will be nasty hungover people tomorrow.
  • Joined 2/7/01
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  • Post #38
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. Beer companies that reineforce negative "Irish are drunks" sterotype to sell their product. You don't see "Black History Month" specials from Kentucky Fried Chicken...

The velocity of Spanish is that many tables do not have sadness...

  • Joined 1/31/03
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  • Post #39
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. Bad memories, Mom used to force me to wear "All the colors of my heritage" when child.

I thank my lucky Leprechauns no one has a pic of me in the green polyester shirt with the red tartan plaid skirt and orange scarve.

  • Joined 10/26/02
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  • Post #40
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. Drinking too much because it's your St. Patrick's B-Day and they want to see you shoot Green Tequila.

Who am I kidding. I love this holiday.

  • Joined 8/7/00
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  • Post #41
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)

Can't remember what number we're on: The girls who drink too many Apple pucker shots and try to sing karaoke with an irish accent. (i was there, with my hands over my ears.)

According to my mom we wear green and my dad we wear orange. So I'm just confused.

To err on the faithful side of desire would be a most endearing fate. -Me

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  • Joined 3/4/02
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  • Post #42
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. You work in an Irish Pub. 'nuff said.
  • Joined 10/26/02
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  • Post #43
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. Double posting or everyone calling you Lassie.
  • Joined 2/25/00
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  • Post #44
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. Irish chicks have too many freckles on their [bleep!].

We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!

  • Joined 4/7/03
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  • Post #45
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. Not enough snakes.

(Yeah, I know it's a myth.)

  • Joined 2/23/00
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  • Post #46
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. Guys using freckles as an excuse that they can't find a date.
  • Joined 1/31/03
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  • Post #47
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. Irish guys who only have room for one freckle on their [bleep]!
  • Joined 11/11/01
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  • Post #48
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
Quoted from "Beckto"
36. Lots of drunk annoying men who "WOOOOOOOO!!!" at the top of their lungs, and right in your EAR!

That's not because of St. Patrick's Day. That's because you sing in operas.

  • Joined 3/18/03
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  • Post #49
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
Quoted from "skadoo"
HEY! I'm Irish! My boobs are not frecklie.

Prove it!

  1. That people wear their ugliest clothes, just to wear green.
  • Joined 1/30/00
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  • Post #50
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. Getting busy with an Irish guy only to find rumors of th Irish curse tobe true.
  2. Damn Leprechauns getting stuck in the glue traps.
  • Joined 2/25/00
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  • Post #51
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. All the websites put up cute "green" themes and new logos.

We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!

  • Joined 1/30/00
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  • Post #52
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)

66.'cause when I was six I had to learn an Irish jig, but I couldn't quite do it , and then at the recital I faked it and everyone laughed

  • Joined 8/16/03
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  • Post #53
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)

St. Patrick's Day rocks. Luv me some boiled dinner. It's the only meal that my mom can cook without burning to a crisp.

  • Joined 8/31/04
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  • Post #54
  • Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. because my mom turned 60 today, and she's 30 years older than me. :green:
  • Joined 3/18/03
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  • Post #55
  • Originally posted Friday, March 18, 2005 (6 years ago)

This should make you feel better, Miss Behave...

http://dangerwebs.com/ordway/tapdogs.asx (Windows Media video)

  • Joined 1/30/00
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  • Post #56
  • Originally posted Friday, March 18, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. All that ugly half priced green crap with shamrocks you will see starting today.
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  • Post #57
  • Originally posted Friday, March 18, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. I owe my car mechanic a lot of money so I had to eat reheated corned beef and boiled potatoes with a six-pack of Guinness instead of going out with my coworkers after work to drink at our neighbor's.

I ain't gonna work on Maggie's Farm no more.

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  • Post #58
  • Originally posted Friday, March 18, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. No matter how hung over she is on March 18, Miss Behave still won't [bleep!] me.

We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!

  • Joined 1/30/00
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  • Post #59
  • Originally posted Friday, March 18, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. I still can't do that godamn jig!
  2. All the hung over women who can't remember if they [bleep!]ed mugsy or not last night.
  • Joined 2/25/00
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  • Post #60
  • Originally posted Friday, March 18, 2005 (6 years ago)
  1. Being invited over for some "bangers and mash" isn't as much fun as it sounds.

We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!

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