Strangers leaving pools of green vomit on sidewalk Parade screws up mid town traffic You look bad in Green Hearing Black 47 on the radio bagpipes hurt my ears Go on
Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
Beer companies that reineforce negative "Irish are drunks" sterotype to sell their product. You don't see "Black History Month" specials from Kentucky Fried Chicken...
The velocity of Spanish is that many tables do not have sadness...
Originally posted Thursday, March 17, 2005 (6 years ago)
Can't remember what number we're on: The girls who drink too many Apple pucker shots and try to sing karaoke with an irish accent. (i was there, with my hands over my ears.)
According to my mom we wear green and my dad we wear orange. So I'm just confused.
To err on the faithful side of desire would be a most endearing fate. -Me
Originally posted Friday, March 18, 2005 (6 years ago)
I owe my car mechanic a lot of money so I had to eat reheated corned beef and boiled potatoes with a six-pack of Guinness instead of going out with my coworkers after work to drink at our neighbor's.
100 Reasons to Hate St Patricks Day
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HEY! I'm Irish! My boobs are not frecklie.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
The velocity of Spanish is that many tables do not have sadness...
I thank my lucky Leprechauns no one has a pic of me in the green polyester shirt with the red tartan plaid skirt and orange scarve.
Who am I kidding. I love this holiday.
Can't remember what number we're on: The girls who drink too many Apple pucker shots and try to sing karaoke with an irish accent. (i was there, with my hands over my ears.)
According to my mom we wear green and my dad we wear orange. So I'm just confused.
To err on the faithful side of desire would be a most endearing fate. -Me
We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!
(Yeah, I know it's a myth.)
That's not because of St. Patrick's Day. That's because you sing in operas.
Prove it!
We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!
66.'cause when I was six I had to learn an Irish jig, but I couldn't quite do it , and then at the recital I faked it and everyone laughed
St. Patrick's Day rocks. Luv me some boiled dinner. It's the only meal that my mom can cook without burning to a crisp.
This should make you feel better, Miss Behave...
http://dangerwebs.com/ordway/tapdogs.asx (Windows Media video)
I ain't gonna work on Maggie's Farm no more.
We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!
We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!
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