Strangers leaving pools of green vomit on sidewalk Parade screws up mid town traffic You look bad in Green Hearing Black 47 on the radio bagpipes hurt my ears Go on
Originally posted Friday, March 18, 2005 (6 years ago)
ST. Patricks Day encourages people to wear green. It's bad period. You see these overweight middle aged men strutting their stuff in old green sweaters that are too small for them.
Originally posted Friday, March 18, 2005 (6 years ago)
"Irish Spring" makes you smell like someone who just bought a cheap bar of soap, rather than a crusty old whiskey-swilling fisherman. That's false advertising!
Originally posted Friday, March 18, 2005 (6 years ago)
Having to hear my cousin's wife last night tell me how she dyed the toilet water green and hung her five year old child's underwear from the chandelier perpetuating myth of Leprechauns in his mind.
Originally posted Friday, March 18, 2005 (6 years ago)
Quote 1. Strangers leaving pools of green vomit on sidewalk
That one was enough for me. I probably skipped and dodged around more vomit yesterday than I'd like to admit. Say, maybe THAT'S how the jig was invented...
Originally posted Saturday, March 19, 2005 (6 years ago)
It's not something to hate about st. pat's exactly, but i thought i'd share.
My coworker friend is half-Irish and she went on a riff once about Irish guys being charming drinking buddies but terrible lovers who are hung, well, rather like leprechauns. i laughed and pretty much dismissed what she was saying as ranting. after all, i'd recently met this cute funny Irish guy...
a few weeks later, i pulled her aside and apologized for ever doubting her. :disguise:
100 Reasons to Hate St Patricks Day
Strangers leaving pools of green vomit on sidewalk Parade screws up mid town traffic You look bad in Green Hearing Black 47 on the radio bagpipes hurt my ears Go on
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We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!
We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!
We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!
We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!
We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!
We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!
hey, I resemble that remark.
They actually wear them all year round. I know 'cause I dated one. 8) :D
We are all reminded of the bagpiper we used to date. 8)
Hangovers made worse by green tongue effect.
Leprechauns leave green poo in shoes.
That one was enough for me. I probably skipped and dodged around more vomit yesterday than I'd like to admit. Say, maybe THAT'S how the jig was invented...
Carry on...
Good job everyone. The number one thing I love about St Patricks day is there are so many things to hate about it!
traffic. Oh wait. that's what I hate about every holiday.
To err on the faithful side of desire would be a most endearing fate. -Me
It's not something to hate about st. pat's exactly, but i thought i'd share. My coworker friend is half-Irish and she went on a riff once about Irish guys being charming drinking buddies but terrible lovers who are hung, well, rather like leprechauns. i laughed and pretty much dismissed what she was saying as ranting. after all, i'd recently met this cute funny Irish guy...
a few weeks later, i pulled her aside and apologized for ever doubting her. :disguise:
One more day until St Craptricday.Relive the hate!
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