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The Yehoodi Drinking Game

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(I'm sure this was done like seven years ago by Cult of Marcus's Obsession With Poke Alex's Ass, but clearly if it was, the thread is long gone, so you can SUCK IT)

Anyway...this is the thread wherein we shall create the YEHOODI DRINKING GAME.

(If you need drinking games explained to you, please go to bed. The grownups are using teh intarwebs now. You can play Deppuku Warriors after you finish your homework)

I'll get it started:

One drink Eff says "you heard it hear first!" Frankyboy uses the word "pance"

Two drinks Someone figures out how to post profanity without getting [bleep!]-ed

Four drinks RubyMae gets her account banned for a week

Chug Mouth sleeps with Mugsy

We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!

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  • Post #1
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

One drink HLL starts a thread about herself or grooming OSW asks someone to find a link for her

Two drinks RubyMae complains about HLL's thread EmmySue mentions the "Sessy boots" Marcelo mentions Tig

Four drinks Mugsy posts a photo of Atalanta

Chug New episode of Yehoodi Talk Show

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

  • Joined 8/31/04
  • 2017
  • Post #2
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

one drink: mugsy posts a new game matthew changes his avatar hoya clarifies, argues, or redefines... anything.

two drinks: arcecat uses google mugsy feels the need to reexplain the rules of aforementioned game snoopykiss posts random bodyparts

three drinks: falty and dancer2k2 make up beckto mentions anything anal

shotgun from the bottom of your can of pbr: dawne posts on yehoodi

now drink, my little fuckers!

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  • Post #3
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

One drink: Lt Jim says, "Carry on" Unfunny people try to be funny

Two drinks: Arcecat posts that she's too busy to (google something, read a linked article, fill in the blank with whatever) Marcelo refers to teh partay Four drinks: Spuds posts someone talks to Frank in a funny language

Chug: Atalanta and Mouth find someone who is not an ODM

  • Joined 2/7/01
  • 13630
  • Post #4
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

One Drink- Someone misses the joke.

Two Drinks- Same person repeatedly misses the joke.

Three Drinks- Same person aggresively misses the joke.

The velocity of Spanish is that many tables do not have sadness...

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  • Post #5
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)
Quoted from "mouth"
Chug: Atalanta and Mouth find someone who is not an ODM

Does that mean you both have to find (and go on a date with) this person, or only one of you need find (and go on a date with) this person?

And per yes., everyone drink!

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  • Post #6
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

One drink

SwingKitten mentions her boyfriend

Two drinks

Larry starts a thread referring to something as "genre-setting"

Social "Cannot connect to database" error

We are the keepers of Funny, the Judges, the Whisperers. We are Superior Naysayers And Rebukers of Knavery. We are SNARK. - Boosh!

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  • Post #7
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

Two Drinks- Someone mentions a thread that no longer exists.

Three Drinks- Someone questions the reinstatement of said lost threads.

Chug- Someone drags up that stupid post from Eff where he attempted to sound smarter than he is by hinting that he had to power to restore said lost threads.

The velocity of Spanish is that many tables do not have sadness...

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  • 2017
  • Post #8
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

one drink: newbie posts and starts another creepy leads thread anyone spazzes out by doubleposting yehoodi gets festive for any holiday

two drinks: marcelo brags of authenticity of limoncello

and now, the necessary...

person x posts a hawt/aint-nothin-wrong-with-this-picture in the 'you really shouldn't be in pictures' thread: person x gets up to refill everyone else's drink.

  • Joined 8/31/04
  • 2017
  • Post #9
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

one, very small, sip of a girly drink (so as to avoid falling down later):

phlurg or swifty randomly bring in teh funnay

maisie defends oprah

rubymae scathingly explains what should be obvious

swingkid570 :stickpoke: 's.... anyone (swingkid570 must now go to kitchen to get everyone else popcorn)

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  • Post #10
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

For the politically inclined:

One Drink DCJumper calls someone "comrade." Ogden posts something.

Two Drinks Phlurg mentions one of "Robotic Nation" or "Tragedy of the Commons" Signet posts a dissertation. Someone writes how great Ogden's post was.

Four Drinks Marcelo says the words "confirmation bias."

Chug Everyone comes to a genial agreement and the thread ends quietly.

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  • Post #11
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)
Quoted from "Phlurg"
Chug Everyone comes to a genial agreement and the thread ends quietly.

Wow! :o I'll chug several drinks if that one happens!

  • Joined 8/31/04
  • 2017
  • Post #12
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

take a shot if

hls's rack or joeycat's boutre is mentioned

eff's package is mentioned. by eff.

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  • Post #13
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

One drink:

A new exchange thread appears. A new competition thread appears.

Two drinks:

Someone offends you with something they've posted. Someone voices offense by something you've posted.

Chug:

Your post gets edited by moderators for being too offensive.

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  • Post #14
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

One Drink: No posts exist for this topic

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  • 2017
  • Post #15
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)
Quoted from "yes."
shotgun from the bottom of your can of pbr: dawne posts on yehoodi
Quoted from "Maisie"
Atalanta dear, Dawne is reading this thread now,

so close. looks for puncture device for can

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  • Post #16
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

One drink Dancer2K2 chooses not to use proper puncutation in a post even though she knows better.

two drinks Someone gets a stiffie over some new Apple product.

three drinks Shorty Dave gets WAY TOO OVEREXCITED!! WOO-HOO!!!

Shoot the Boot Holiday gets all Jesus-freak and self-moderates his seething post by being all nice when he doesn't want to be, and then signs it "cheers" as if we don't all know what he's thinking.

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  • Post #17
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

One Drink Matthew changes his avatar.

Two Drinks Marcelo posts an image macro.

Three Drinks Mugsy makes a post in any thread with three or more links embedded in text.

All Play Newsboy tells someone they missed the point.

I ain't gonna work on Maggie's Farm no more.

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  • Post #18
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

One Drink: Someone says someone else is HAWT!

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  • 2017
  • Post #19
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)
Quoted from "yes."
one drink: matthew changes his avatar
Quoted from "Drew"
One Drink Matthew changes his avatar.

i cry foul!

drew,

take a drink.

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  • Post #20
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

One drink- Maisie recreates a KI board thread...

(And in 20 minutes we'll all have alcohol poisoning)

The velocity of Spanish is that many tables do not have sadness...

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  • Post #21
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

resubmission, yes.

One Drink Equivoque makes a post either trying to offend someone or ranting.

I ain't gonna work on Maggie's Farm no more.

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  • 2017
  • Post #22
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)
Quoted from "Yehoodisucks"
Congratulations. You are all now going to be suspended for breaking your own rules. 3.4 (c) Debate, but don't attack. We're a community full of opinions and preferences, swingers will always disagree. Yehoodi.com encourages active discussions and welcomes heated debate in our Forums. But personal attacks are a direct violation of this Agreement and are grounds for immediate and permanent suspension of access to all or part of the Service.

BAM! SHOTGUN!

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  • Post #23
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

good call, yes!!

but i'm at work (and i'm so scewed on deadlines with all this BS! oops!)

i'll have to get a raincheck this weekend, k?

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  • Post #24
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

I've just changed my avatar, so, bottoms up!

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  • Post #25
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

One Drink: Marcelo uses "teh" or The-lindy-savant posts something stupid

Two Drinks: Arcecat says,"only Beckto can call me a cat"

Three Drinks: Some poster admits they are an engineer.

Chug: Dawne PM's you

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  • Post #26
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)
Quoted from "Drew"
Three Drinks Mugsy makes a post in any thread with three or more links embedded in text.

Awesome.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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  • Post #27
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)
Quoted from "Matthew"
I've just changed my avatar, so, bottoms up!

ooh....ahh :o hypnotizing avatar

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  • Post #28
  • Originally posted Tuesday, September 27, 2005 (6 years ago)

Two drinks:

someone requests the ignore button be restored

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  • Post #29
  • Originally posted Wednesday, September 28, 2005 (6 years ago)

i hate the apostrophe key. i have just never really liked that key. quotes sure; they are hawt.

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  • Post #30
  • Originally posted Wednesday, September 28, 2005 (6 years ago)

Mugsy, whaddya say to us playing a live version of the Yehoodi drinking game during Y7A Yeh-entertainment Tonight?

It will most surely be fun for us and can also include those who gather to watch the festivities. But of course we would need to decide beforehand on what makes us drink. With an obvious agreement to change the rule on site should we find we're not gteting to drink enough.

(Mugsy's already started his Y7A weeklong treck through the east coast. I wonder how often he'll check Yehoodi?)

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