to put it nicely, they are all intruders... messing up the immaculate order we worked so hard to instill in the lindy hop scene. now its just chaos and confusion. and blues dancing.
well that depends on whether you're talking about Blues Dancing or "Blues Dancing" or Slow Lindy or Slow Drag or Lindy Blues or Swing Blues or Drag Blues or perhaps just West Coast Swing.
i think if there's anything that recent tv shows has taught us, its that we can't be too careful in distiguishing the difference between these dances! pretty soon you're going to have people dancing drag blues at a pure blues event and bal-swing at pure bal events and it will just be one catastrophic mess!
Blues exchange: (also blues weekend, blues rendezvous, blues gathering, etc.) one or more consecutive evening and late-nite events characterized by decreased socio-sexual inhibitions. similar to a traditional (mainstream) dance club, except you can take classes in it. Near antonym: balboa exchange
Solo blues: overtly sexual solo dancing. see also striptease, masturbation
Girls-Only Event: An excuse for scantily-clad women to suck popsicles, engage in pillow-fights, and jump on trampolines under the guise of girls-only workshops.
Guys-Only Event: An event where there are no girls. And hence, no attendees.
Je ne peux pas croire que vous dupe ne pouvez pas comprendre. Ce fil est Lucy et Jojo seulement, non? Pourquoi n cessit chacun sabotage nos conversations. Est-ce qu'Ah, j'allant tre du fonctionnement suis avec la technologie l'avenir? Comment excitant!
Fluffernutter: Arguably the most significant American invention since jeans. A sandwich consisting of two slices of bread, enveloping layers of peanut butter and fluffy edible heaven.
Lucy, don't let your multiple personalities get you down. With a little medication, we will get through this. Remember, we were able to solve the great Hollywood vs. Savoy debauchle, elminate the question of Raw vs. Groove, and clone Skye Humphries in seventeen different countries. We will prevail!
Quoted from "Marcelo" Are jeans an american invention?
They are an African-American invention, stolen by white corporate powers, watered-down into various lighter shades of denim, and sold to the public for billions of dollars.
Stalker: one who fixates obsessively on an individual, usually (but not always) of the opposite sex.
Signs you may be a stalker:
-googling one name (other than yourself) more than 15 times
-binoculars
-creating and/or resurrecting yehoodi aliases about lucylane
-stealing underwear
-excessive proximity
-finding yourself saying "i just think skye is a really nice guy. in a platonic way."
lucy and jojo only
jojo
dear god, lucy. what has happened to this scene? i think we have a crisis on our hands.
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lucylane
jojo?
can you hear me?
i think i'm lost. who are these people?!?
jojo
to put it nicely, they are all intruders... messing up the immaculate order we worked so hard to instill in the lindy hop scene. now its just chaos and confusion. and blues dancing.
Ogden
You two again!? :D
Gene Jockey
Update your locations, girls. You're confusing everyone!
lucylane
is this still yehoodi?
jo, i can't believe the state of things. there's a POLITICS forum? people dance in the midwest? and what's the deal with blues dancing?
jojo
well that depends on whether you're talking about Blues Dancing or "Blues Dancing" or Slow Lindy or Slow Drag or Lindy Blues or Swing Blues or Drag Blues or perhaps just West Coast Swing.
i think if there's anything that recent tv shows has taught us, its that we can't be too careful in distiguishing the difference between these dances! pretty soon you're going to have people dancing drag blues at a pure blues event and bal-swing at pure bal events and it will just be one catastrophic mess!
lucy, what are we to do?
Ryan M
Well Jo, you could be like Lucy and stop dancing while pursuing a "career" in pornImeanSmartClothingAhem!. What?
lucylane
and another thing, people clearly can no longer READ. the topic here is "lucy and jojo only", so if you're not lucy or jojo, that means not you.
seriously how fun can a message board be if you can't read. go watch youtube!
jo, you make some excellent points. i see several problems here:
1. in our absence, clearly the swing dance community has neglected the CRUCIAL responsibility of accurate labeling of styles, trends, and sentiments.
2. this neglect has led to widespread confusion and intermingling of ideologies.
3. due to said confusion, forms such as this are reduced to incessant infighting amongst established members and persistent questioning by newcomers.
clearly we have our work cut out for us. let's begin with the most pressing (pun intended) problem: disambiguation of blues dancing.
the sooner we get this mess sorted out, the sooner we can get back to discussing my wedding colors.
jojo
absolutely, although you may want to start a separate wedding thread in the kitchen sink.
oh wait...
so lets get some things straight here-
Blues (for Lindy Hoppers):
Dancing below the usual speed limit.
Blues (for Lindy Hop Dropouts):
Dancing with a maximum speed limit.
Drag Blues:
An imaginary term for Lindy Hoppers to feel more authentic.
Slow Drag:
Sex on the dance floor. Mostly vertical.
what else, lu?[/b]
lucylane
Blues exchange: (also blues weekend, blues rendezvous, blues gathering, etc.) one or more consecutive evening and late-nite events characterized by decreased socio-sexual inhibitions. similar to a traditional (mainstream) dance club, except you can take classes in it. Near antonym: balboa exchange
Solo blues: overtly sexual solo dancing. see also striptease, masturbation
Addict
grabs popcorn
jojo
Girls-Only Event: An excuse for scantily-clad women to suck popsicles, engage in pillow-fights, and jump on trampolines under the guise of girls-only workshops.
Guys-Only Event: An event where there are no girls. And hence, no attendees.
lucylane
Balboa: A swing variant characterized by shuffling footwork, close body position, and anal retention.
Bal-Swing: A Balboa variant in which the pristine integrity of the dance is sulllied with traditional swing moves. See also: cheating
Beckto
Sorry for the intrusion, but could you ladies please define "Blues Dancing." I would like to know exactly what it is that I hate so much.
Regards,
Beckto
mouth
My love for these two ladies knows no bounds.
Yes that's right, I love them even in the wrong ways.
Which are actually the best ways.
Carry on...
lucylane from the future
Ah, excellent. The next phase of my plan is underway...
Now to continue sorting the data from the DNA-harvesting nanobots I've woven into the world's fingerless gloves...
jojo
Charleston: Lindy Hop without swing outs.
Groove Dancing: Swing outs without lindy hop.
Solo Charleston: Sheer ridiculousness. Embarrassing, really.
lucylane
lucylanefromthefuture. stop stalking me.
we have had this conversation before.
only now you are actually redundant. it is 7:46pm here, i am already posting from the future.
lucylane in paris
Je ne peux pas croire que vous dupe ne pouvez pas comprendre. Ce fil est Lucy et Jojo seulement, non? Pourquoi n cessit chacun sabotage nos conversations. Est-ce qu'Ah, j'allant tre du fonctionnement suis avec la technologie l'avenir? Comment excitant!
lucylane
Fluffernutter: Arguably the most significant American invention since jeans. A sandwich consisting of two slices of bread, enveloping layers of peanut butter and fluffy edible heaven.
lucylane
sorry. i got distracted.
and whoever is resurrecting quasi-lucy aliases, DESIST.
gr.
Marcelo
Are jeans an american invention?
jojo
Lucy, don't let your multiple personalities get you down. With a little medication, we will get through this. Remember, we were able to solve the great Hollywood vs. Savoy debauchle, elminate the question of Raw vs. Groove, and clone Skye Humphries in seventeen different countries. We will prevail!
Marcelo
Because, see, according to Wikipedia, jeans were invented in Genoa, Italy.
Now who's the nerd? :)
jojo
They are an African-American invention, stolen by white corporate powers, watered-down into various lighter shades of denim, and sold to the public for billions of dollars.
lucylane
good point. but just in case....
Stalker: one who fixates obsessively on an individual, usually (but not always) of the opposite sex.
Signs you may be a stalker:
-googling one name (other than yourself) more than 15 times
-binoculars
-creating and/or resurrecting yehoodi aliases about lucylane
-stealing underwear
-excessive proximity
-finding yourself saying "i just think skye is a really nice guy. in a platonic way."
lucylane
[citation needed].
jojo
oh. are you saying i should give andy reid his underwear back?
all of it?
lucylane in paris
Votre pi ce ne sentira pas am liorer pour elle.
lucylane
maybe just keep the red H&M ones...
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